You are what you eat. I'm a cunt!
Lizard mustache!

Lizard mustache!

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

If pets modeled for vouge.

If pets modeled for vouge.

Hey-there, hi-there, ho-there.

Hey-there, hi-there, ho-there.

This is Alice. The love of my life and my pet chameleon. 🐉

This is Alice. The love of my life and my pet chameleon. 🐉

tyleroakley:

death-by-lulz:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

This fucked me up.

tyleroakley:

death-by-lulz:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

This fucked me up.


If I were to sum up my life with one bumper sticker.

If I were to sum up my life with one bumper sticker.

azaluxe:

molebucks:

ah

congratulations

handlinghaz:

this made me laugh way too hard.

handlinghaz:

this made me laugh way too hard.